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Turkey Demotivational Poster


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Turkey Bacon is good for the body. Bacon Turducken is good for the soul.


TAGS: bacon turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

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DirntFiend - November 21, 2011, 12:46 am
I wants some too!!!
DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:34 pm
Dang, never thought I'd find a recipe on Motifake, let alone a recipe I actually think I'll try..... oh man, my cardiologist is going to yell at me.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:10 am
Boil it down to a BLTurducken and you have a deal
maoworks2 - November 18, 2011, 6:11 pm
That Looks Soooo Good


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




on russian thanksgiving -


TAGS: putin turkey
Rating: 4.95/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:07 pm
That reminds me: Now that Bond seems to have retired at the end of "Spectre", does that mean thy'll get back to the old nature of Bond films--if they make another-- and find a new James Bond?
entwine1 - December 27, 2015, 9:04 pm
I am Pootin, James Pootin
CaptMickeyd - December 2, 2015, 11:42 am
That is wonderful, RL. Love it.
maoworks2 - November 26, 2015, 5:28 pm
Living All My Life With The H Bomb Over My Head, Let It Fall !
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 12:14 pm
Good shooting, Turkey! L L L L L
concern3 - November 26, 2015, 10:23 am
fantastic 5er


TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving


TAGS: turkey flavored chip fail pringles
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2011, 8:46 am
That's my christmas dinner hard times


TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog


TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am
I like it!


TURDUCKEN - Not quite as cool as the BEERTITSANBACON




GOBBLEGOBBLE -




TURKEY - This is the version some would prefer at Thanksgiving -- Miss Turkey 2010.




CHURKEY -




THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

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rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
Now that's hilarious!


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: turkey hate self save rerun
Rating: 4.83/5

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honeyboobooforpresident - November 15, 2013, 6:27 pm
Meme:This website is proof how stupid Americans are "Dumbing Down of America" youtube.com
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:25 pm
I once tried turkey bacon. Big mistake. Basically unedible. Never again.
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:02 am

love me some ham, spiral glazed honey ham.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 10:59 am
Then have Ham.....Ohhhhhhh
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 10:56 am
Finally, something to thank protestants for.
rerun - November 25, 2010, 10:54 am

Happy thanksgiving to those who celebrate, and happy Thursday to those who don't


THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please


Random Thoughts -




BASTING THE TURKEY -


TAGS: food porn turkey butter cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 11:22 pm
Do we really need to know which posters you are fapping to?
trader4 - October 31, 2010, 11:18 pm
when u get done with that turkey i need some basting two so get them two melons ready because you may need them


POTENTIAL -




in my day -




Gone -


TAGS: gone turkeys christmas forgotten
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good Take.


Offline -


TAGS: offline addiction withdrawal turkey
Rating: 4.83/5

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JesusWept - January 15, 2016, 10:38 am
Thanks
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 9:55 am
When my laptop or b-berry is down??? Ohhhhhhh yeah! That's me! 5 ROTFL lions, JW!


THE RECESSION MUST BE OVER - 'Cuz they're hiring turkeys, dinosaurs and losers.


TAGS: recession turkeys dinosuars loser hiring
Rating: 3.96/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Yet the discrimination against Skeletor lookalikes continues unabated...when will Dr King's dream become a reality?


LOOK OFFICER... - When I said "WILD TURKEYS" caused me to swerve off the road! I wasn't talking about shots!




GOOD EATS -




NAIVETY - Honey. We haven't had a cooked turkey in over 5 months. Why is the baster in the dishwasher 3 times a week?




RETRAINING -




THANKSGIVING - Looks Like The Homeless Shelter Is Going To Be Getting Another Huge Anonymous Donation This Year




ISOLATION - Some people really do live in a cave.




communication -


TAGS: communication child turkey
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 11:13 am
Thanks everyone, and Miss Priss love the turkey whisperer comment :)
Airman - September 19, 2013, 11:46 pm
agreed.. a classic
Vinxman - September 19, 2013, 8:53 pm
Just be careful which one you slaughter for Thanksgiving dinner.
GaryO - September 19, 2013, 2:32 pm
5L to poster and Prissy comment
MissPriss - September 19, 2013, 1:32 pm
The turkey whisperer?


Thanksgiving -




I QUIT! -


TAGS: cold turkey
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 6, 2013, 1:56 pm
Yeah, I’m considering quitting too….at 63 (Irish Shytter)
EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:11 pm
My father quit at 62 and lived to be 95. He said he couldn't keep it up when they raised the price of a carton five cents. (Scottish blood)
Rudedog - March 3, 2013, 11:58 pm
Trying to quit smoking sucks. But if your over 57, don't worry about it.


Turkey -


TAGS: turkey
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 12:15 am
Sorry I missed what you were saying, I was eating Chili.
falloutghoul - May 13, 2013, 6:19 pm
Tell that to Greece.


MISGUIDED -


TAGS: mmmmmmmmm turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 4, 2012, 8:11 pm
Nice, and seems like they are packin' .303 cal. Lee Enfield rifles. Good choice


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: mo christmas mo turkey mo eggnog
Rating: 3.84/5

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Nik - December 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Merry Christmas everybody!!! Have a wonderful holiday and an even better new year!!!
MO - December 25, 2009, 6:49 pm
Damn space! I'm getting rusty. Didn't even see the tags. Thanks man! Merry Christmas to you to. Really, that was unexpected. I was just coming on to say merry merry to everyone and just saw a CG poster....
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 6:18 pm
Nothing indirect here MO. Check the tags. I owed you one, remember? Merry Christmas.
MO - December 25, 2009, 6:14 pm
P.S. 5 lions to the next one who "can" tell me where the P-5 is.
MO - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
This speaks to me for some reason! Hope every one of you are having a wonderful day. 5 basket hoists space! Love when the Guard gets some love. (even indirectly)
rerun - December 25, 2009, 1:00 pm

Space, I thank you for speaking from all of us here. Hope you and your family have a safe and wonderful holiday season as well


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - NEEDLESS TO SAY WE'RE STILL TRYING TO CATCH THE TURKEY, DAMN GENETICS!




HEY! - I'm flappin' here!


TAGS: turkey traffic
Rating: 2.4/5

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stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
I thought that was the chickens job


YO BUTTERBALL!! - Thats the only time you're gonna have a bird, In each ARM! So enjoy your HOLIDAY asshole!


TAGS: thanksgiving obese turkey
Rating: 1.39/5

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440wakeup - November 25, 2010, 6:27 pm
Boy I'm taking a beating on this one.


Cold Quitter -


TAGS: thanksgiving hot cold turkey tomorrow
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 26, 2015, 5:50 pm
Ea5y as pie.
maoworks2 - November 26, 2015, 5:25 pm
Second That .
mizzdizz - November 26, 2015, 12:39 pm
Excellent word play, Greeny! LUV this! 5 L!


I Quit! -


TAGS: quitting addictions smoking turkey
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:33 pm
Teehee...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 11:12 am
You most likely roll a turkey AFTER its dead, otherwise the just put up a hell of a struggle :-D
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 6:53 pm
That 'sod depends on what turkey you're talking about. The leftovers from Thanksgiving (Oct. 13 up here) or Christmas. Question...how do I roll turkey?
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 6:19 pm
Now, Prissy...everybody loves smoked turkey...


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